Standard Rat Technology Inc.

Revolutionizing the Art of Rodent Innovation

Welcome to our state-of-the-art rat-based technology hub! Our team of expert rodent engineers have crafted a suite of cutting-edge tools and services that will revolutionize the way you think about pest control, research, and snack storage.

We're currently developing:

• Smart Cheese – The world's first AI-powered cheese delivery system, utilizing advanced rat cognition and precision slicing algorithms for optimal snacking experiences.
• Rat-Bots – A range of robotic rat assistants designed for search and rescue, data collection, and late-night pizza party services.
• Rat-Net – A high-speed, low-latency network for secure, encrypted rat-to-rat communication.

Our Team

Meet the visionaries behind the Standard Rat Technology revolution:

• Rodent Russell – CEO and founder, expert in rodent psychology and snacking habits.
• Ratricia – CTO, master of rodent algorithms and data visualization.