Breakfast Options for the Utterly Average

Cereal: For those who like their mornings a little...milkier. Toast: The classic, the reliable, the not-exactly-excitement. Eggs: For those who like their mornings a little...eggy. Sausages: Because who needs a knife when you have a plate and a napkin?

Remember, the key to a standard 8-hour morning is balance. Balance between the sweet and the savory, the soft and the crunchy. Don't overdo it, or you'll be the laughing stock of the breakfast club.