Our committee has decreed that you must standardize the following aspects of your life:
- Use a 3.5-inch margin on every document, including but not limited to, love letters and receipts.
- Conduct all meals within a 10-foot radius of the kitchen, to minimize unnecessary travel time.
- Wear only clothing with exactly 7 buttons, no more, no less.
- Hold all conversations in a monotone, devoid of any inflection or enthusiasm.
Failure to comply will result in mandatory reeducation, followed by a thorough examination of your wardrobe.
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