Standardization Committee

Because, let's be real, your socks are probably not as standardized as they should be. Let's change that.

Here are some guidelines for Standardizing Your Socks:

• Sock Length: 6-8 inches (no, really, it's more like 7)
• Sock Height: 8-10 inches (or, you know, just make them all one inch shorter than your feet)
• Sock Width: 3.5 inches (give or take a half-inch)