Q: What is the Standardization Tour De Force?
A: It's a tour of our standardization process, because we love you, and we want to make sure you're as standardized as we are.
Q: Why do I need to standardize everything?
A: Because, let's face it, you're probably doing it wrong, and we want to help you do it right. Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated standardization specialists are here to guide you through the process.
Q: But I'm an artist! I don't want to standardize my creativity!
A: Ah, but you are, are you? Well, don't worry, we've got Standardized Art for that. We'll standardize your creativity for you.
Q: I have questions, but I'm not sure where to start.
A: That's okay! We've got a Contact Us page for that.