Appendix: Implementation of Standardized Standardization

Section 1: The Great Unification of Code

Standardized Standardization is not just a buzzword.

It's a way of life.

public class Standardizer { // Unify all codebases public void standardize() { // Remove all unnecessary code System.GC.RunFinalizers(); // Add all necessary code System.Runtime.AddStandardizedCode(); } }

Section 2: The Unified Codebase of Doom

The Standardized Standardizers Union has been formed to oversee all standardized standardization efforts.

Section 3: Standardized Standardizers

The following standardized standardizers have been certified:

• John Standardizer
• Jane Standardizer
• Bob Standardizer

They are the ones who will make sure that all codebases are standardized.