For those who dare to mix the most unlikely of ingredients, we present to you the art of creating chaos in the kitchen. A place where mayhem and madness reign supreme.
Combine 1 cup of burnt offering, 1/2 cup of spilled oil, 1/4 cup of last week's leftover pizza, and a pinch of forgotten hope. Mix until it all reaches a state of culinary anarchy.
Remember, the key to creating true chaos is to never follow the rules. Never use a recipe, never measure ingredients, and never, ever clean up.
But if you must clean up, make sure to leave a trail of destruction for the next poor soul who enters the kitchen.
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