Q: What is the purpose of the Stapler 3000?
A: The Stapler 3000 is a revolutionary office stapler designed to staple, staple-hold, and staple-repair with unmatched efficiency.
Q: Why is the Stapler 3000 so popular?
A: The Stapler 3000's sleek design, ergonomic grip, and 3000-staple-per-minute capability have made it the office staple of choice for productivity enthusiasts and office ninjas alike.
Q: Can I use the Stapler 3000 for non-stapling purposes?
A: While we don't recommend it, some users have been known to use the Stapler 3000 as a makeshift paperweight, bookmark, or even as a makeshift hammer for driving in a few well-placed nails.
Q: Is the Stapler 3000 available in other colors?
A: Unfortunately, the Stapler 3000 is only available in its signature matte black finish. Any attempts to anodize it will result in permanent damage to the unit and void its warranty.