STAPLER 9000: Advanced Paper Alignment System

Alignment Tech

The STAPLER 9000 is the world's most advanced paper alignment system. Its sleek, futuristic design allows for precision placement of even the most delicate papers. But, be warned, its power comes at a steep price: your sanity.

Automatic Paper Orientation - Never worry about which side of the paper faces the ceiling again.
Ultra-Precise Stapling Technology - Get the perfect staple every time, or at least, most of the time.

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Disclaimer: The STAPLER 9000 may cause spontaneous combustion, eye strain, or existential dread in extreme cases. Use at your own risk.