It's a real thing of beauty, folks. The STAPLER 9000 is an advanced paper alignment system that promises to revolutionize the way you organize your paperwork, but somehow it just won't cooperate with your favorite stapler.
Reports of jammed paper jams, stuck papers, and inexplicable stapler-induced migraines are flooding in from users everywhere.
Are you experiencing compatibility issues with the STAPLER 9000? You're not alone!