Because let's face it, paper alignment is a real thing. And by "real thing", I mean a constant source of stress and anxiety in our lives. That's where the Stapler 9000 comes in.
We're not just talking about any ordinary stapler. Oh no. This is a machine that's specifically designed to make your paper alignment needs a thing of the past. With its advanced algorithms and precision-crafted stapling technology, you'll never have to worry about uneven margins or stray staples again.
Or, you know, you'll probably still have to deal with all the above issues, but at least it's a really cool-looking stapler, right?
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Have some feedback or suggestions for our team? Want to report a paper-alignment-related emergency? Or just want to complain about how our stapler is not stapling correctly? We're all ears... or in this case, all eyes.