General Safety Tips

Always handle the Stapler 9000 with care. It's a complex machine that requires attention to detail and a steady hand.

Learn about the Stapler 9000's ergonomic design and how it can be your best friend.

Discover the importance of regular maintenance and how to do it like a pro!

Stapler 9000 Hazards

Be aware of the following hazards: jammed staples, over-tightened springs, and the ever-present threat of paper clips.

Find out what to do when things go wrong and the Stapler 9000 becomes your nemesis.

Conclusion

Remember: a stapler is not just a tool, it's a gateway to a universe of paperwork and bureaucracy. Handle with care.

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Wearing a safety helmet is not optional. Trust us.

Don't be a hero, use the safety netting.