Welcome to the Stapler 9000 User Manual

For use with your new and improved Stapler 9000

Operating the Stapler 9000

1. Plug in the power cord.

2. Turn the dial to "ON".

3. Staple things with reckless abandon.

For more information on advanced stapling techniques, visit /stapling-techniques

Troubleshooting the Stapler 9000

Q: Why is my stapler not working?

A: You probably forgot to turn it on. Check the power cord and the "ON" dial.

For more information on common stapler-related issues, visit /stapler-troubleshooting

Stapler 9000 Accessories

Stapler 9000 Pro Stacker: Because who needs human hands?

Stapler 9000 Pro Stacker Deluxe: Because who needs anything less than the best?

For more information on our wide range of stapler accessories, visit /stapler-accessories

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