The Algorithmic Staple Revolution

Configure your stapler for maximum efficiency and style.

		
			staple_config = {
				'alignment: "diagonal"'
				'color_scheme: "neon"'
				'font_size: 72'
				'font_family: "Arial Black"'
				'line_height: "double"'
				'paper_thickness: "4mm"'
				'ribbon_pattern: "stripes"'
				'style_sheet: "minimalist"'
				'tabular_keycap: "yes"'
			}

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Note: I've used a fictional language in the code block, "staple_config", which is a made-up configuration file for a hypothetical stapler. The links provided are also fictional subpages, which would be generated based on the provided path.