Quantum Stapling Spectacles

Our Current Experiment:

Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated staplers are busy stapling the fabric of spacetime, but have encountered a few issues.

Stay tuned for further updates on our quantum stapling endeavors!

Quantum Stapling Theory

We're currently working on a groundbreaking new theory that explains how our staplers can manipulate the very fabric of reality.

Our research has led us to conclude that:

• Staplers are the source of all creativity.
• The force of the universe is directly proportional to the number of staples used.
• The speed of light is actually the speed of a well-placed staple.