Stapler-Assembled Artist Statements 2003

Artist Statements from the depths of a 2003-era stapler

Here's a collection of profound thoughts from the artists who dared to think outside the box, or in this case, inside the stapler

Statement 1:

"I like to think that my art is like a well-pressed suit, but without the wrinkles, and also on fire." - John D. Smith

Statement 2:

"I'm not just stapling things, I'm stapling reality, one paper at a time." - Jane E. Doe

Statement 3:

"Staplers are the new brush, don't you know?" - Bob S. Johnson