The art of stapling is an ancient craft, and like any true master, one must be willing to push the boundaries of what is considered "normal" in this esteemed field.
Using a precision-crafted stapler with a 0.5mm staple size, the modern stapler-artist can create intricate designs that defy the laws of physics and challenge the very fabric of reality.
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For the true showman, a stapler that doubles as a miniature flamethrower is a must-have. Because, why not add a little extra flair to the art of stapling?
Read about the flamethrower's role in modern stapling
For the secret agent or ninja, a stapler that fires staples at high velocity and with pinpoint accuracy is the perfect tool for the job. Because, who needs a gun when you can have a stapler?