Classic Klutz 5000: Because Who Needs a 2.0?

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The Classic Klutz 5000: a stapler for the ages. Or, you know, the last 50 years.

With its sturdy, all-metal body and a design that screams "I'm trying really hard not to be modern", the Classic Klutz 5000 is the stapler of choice for anyone who wants to say, "I'm not a hipster, but I'm not a grandpa either."

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Classic Klutz 5000: Because who needs innovation, anyway?

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