The Mini-Mega-Stapler 1000: A Stapler of Unrelenting Fury
Warning: Do not approach the Mini-Mega-Stapler 1000 unless you are prepared to be stapled into oblivion.
With 1000 razor-sharp staples at the ready, the Mini-Mega-Stapler 1000 is not for the faint of heart. Or the delicate of hand.
Operating Instructions | Safety Protocols
Side Effects May Include:
- Severe paper jamming
- Excessive staple-related trauma
- Unpredictable bouts of paperclip-induced anxiety