Stapler Efficiency 101

Bernie's Top 7 Tips for Maximum Stapler Efficiency

• 1. Staple your papers in orbit, not just on the desk.
• 2. Find the sweet spot where stapling becomes meditation.
• 3. The proper stapler stance: 30 degrees, 45 degrees, or completely horizontal.
• 4. Bulk staple your way to savings.
• 5. Secure your stapler, or the office will secure it for you.
• 6. Erode your work, not your hands.
• 7. The stapler is not just for paper, but for dreams.