Stapler Efficiency 101
Bernie's Top 7 Tips for Maximum Stapler Efficiency
1. Staple your papers in orbit, not just on the desk.
2. Find the sweet spot where stapling becomes meditation.
3. The proper stapler stance: 30 degrees, 45 degrees, or completely horizontal.
4. Bulk staple your way to savings.
5. Secure your stapler, or the office will secure it for you.
6. Erode your work, not your hands.
7. The stapler is not just for paper, but for dreams.
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