Warning: The following techniques are not recommended for the faint of heart. Or the faint of mind.
As any self-respecting stapler hacker will tell you, the key to success lies in exploiting the underbelly of the office supply chain. And what's more underbelly than the humble stapler?
Read the Underload Theory to learn more about the principles behind this art.
Check out the Overload Technique for an even more extreme approach, but be warned: it's not for beginners!
And if all else fails, try the classic Underload Method, a time-tested approach guaranteed to leave your coworkers wondering what hit them.