Q: What is Underload?

Underload is the art of stapling things that are already perfectly fine. A delicate dance of paper clips and desperation.

Q: What's the opposite of Underload?

Q: How do I hack my stapler?

First, locate the stapler's power source. It's usually a small battery or a tiny motor hidden behind a grille.

Next, disable the safety switch. This will allow you to tap into the stapler's true power.

Now, use the stapler's built-in programming interface to upload your own code.

Q: What's the opposite of hacking a stapler?

Q: Is it safe to hack my stapler?

Of course not! Hacking a stapler is a serious business. Do not attempt without proper training and safety gear.

Q: What's the opposite of safe?