Welcome, staplers! We're a group of enthusiasts who believe that the humble stapler is the most underappreciated office supply.
Our mission is to explore the vast, uncharted territories of stapling and to push the boundaries of what is possible with this mighty device.
We have a strict code of conduct: always wear safety glasses when stapling, never staple your fingers, and never, ever staple a coworker by mistake.
Meet our fearless leader, Staplerius Maximus, who has stapled over 10,000 pages in his career and still looks forlornly at his hands.
Join us for our bi-weekly Stapling Seminars, where we delve into the intricacies of paper stapling, staple gun maintenance, and stapling-related injuries.
Follow us on Staplerbook for the latest updates, stapling tips, and warnings about the dangers of stapling.
Contact us at staplersprotocol@gmail.com for more information or to request our stapling-themed merchandise.
See also our Stapling Hall of Fame, where we honor the greatest staplers of all time.
Follow us on Staplerbook for the latest updates, stapling tips, and warnings about the dangers of stapling.