Stapler Theory 12:04PM: The Staple-ification of Time and Space

Today's discussion will cover the intricacies of time and space as they relate to stapling.

Section 1: The Staple-Dimensional Theory of Relativity

According to Professor Tapper's groundbreaking research, time is not a straight line, but rather a series of stapled events.

Read The Staple-Dimensional Theory of Relativity View The Staple-ification of Time and Space Diagrams

Section 2: Stapling as a Means of Temporal Navigation

Explore the possibilities of using staplers as a means of traversing the timestream.

Read The Stapler's Guide to Temporal Travel

Remember: a good stapler is not just a tool for binding papers, but a key to unlocking the secrets of the universe.