Learn about the fascinating world of stapler folklore and urban legends.
Read on for tales of stapler-related horror stories Or discover the legendary behavior of your office staplerThe stapler is a portal to another dimension, where it's always jammed.
People who look into the stapler for too long will get sucked in and never return.
Learn more about the legend of the stapler's insatiable appetite
Did you know that your stapler is secretly a shapeshifter? It can turn into a stapler, a tape dispenser, or even a letter opener!
But be warned, its behavior can change without warning, and it will always leave you in awe of its stapling abilities.
Read about the stapler's legendary powersThe stapler can staple anything, anywhere, at anytime. But be careful, as its powers come with a steep price: jam.
It's said that if you use the stapler too much, it will eventually turn on you and staple your fingers instead of the paper.
Learn about the consequences of the stapler's legendary abilities
Don't get too close to the stapler, or you might just find yourself stapled to the desk.
It's a warning that's been whispered in hushed tones around the water cooler: "Don't get on the wrong side of the stapler."
Explore the dark side of the stapler's legendThe stapler is not just a tool, it's a way of life. And if you're not living that life, you'll be... well, you'll be stapled into it.
It's a world of wonder, a world of terror. Where the stapler is king, and you're just a mere mortal.
Discover the secret language of the stapler's cult followers
Gather 'round, fellow stapler enthusiasts, and learn the sacred vocabulary of our beloved device.
From "stapler-fu" to "jammin' like a boss," these terms will unlock the secrets of the stapler's ancient wisdom.