Study Group Agenda for the Stapler Protocol Initiative

Meeting Minutes

Present: Bob, Jane, and 23 other esteemed experts in the field of stapler-related research.

• 9:00-9:10am: Welcome and introductions. Bob: "Good morning, fellow staplers."
• 9:10-9:30am: Discussion of the Stapler Protocol's finer points. Jane: "I've been having some issues with my personal stapler."
• 9:30-10:00am: Break. Free time for stapling.
• 10:00-11:00am: Group Exercise. Stapling a stack of 500 papers. Results were...mixed.
• 11:00-11:30am: Lunch. Free time for eating and complaining about staplers.
• 11:30-12:30pm: Conclusion. Recap of the meeting. Bob: "We've come a long way, but we're not there yet."