Study Session 2: The Ergonomic Consequences of Over-Reliance on Office Staplers

Today, we'll be exploring the unintended consequences of using staplers as more than just paper-pushers. We'll discuss how their ergonomic design has led to the rise of Office Chaos, a condition where office workers are forced to navigate through a minefield of stapled reports and jammed machines.

Agenda:

• 9:00 - Introduction to the Stapler E-Room's Ergonomics Conundrum
• 9:15 - Case study: The Stapler-Induced Carpal Tunnel
• 10:00 - Break: Snack time! (Please, no staplers)
• 10:15 - Roundtable: The Future of Stapler-Proof Workstations
• 11:00 - Conclusion: The Stapler-Protocol Study Group's Recommendations for a Safer, More Productive Workspace