The Stapler Protocol Study Group: Blender Experiments

Our team of experts has been tasked with the arduous task of blending a stapler in a blender, all while maintaining the utmost precision and control.

Experiment 1: Initial Observations

We began by carefully placing the stapler on the edge of the countertop, ensuring a stable base for our experiment. The blender, with its menacing blades spinning at a deafening 50,000 RPM, awaited its fate.

Blender Speed: 50,000 RPM
Stapler Placement: Countertop edge
Initial Results: Stapler wobbled slightly

Experiment 2: The Stapler-In-Blender Convergence

With the stapler firmly in place, we initiated the blending process, observing the stapler's gradual descent into the depths of the blender's abyss.

Next Experiments: Phase 2 & 3

Our research continues, with Phase 2: The Stapler-Blender Fusion, and Phase 3: The Stapler-Paste-Reincarnation.