Stapler-Protocol Study Group: Agenda

Today's Schedule:

• 0900: Stapler-ception: Exploring the infinite recursion of stapled paperwork.
• 1000: Sock Puppet Design Challenge: How to make stapled items look stylish in a sock.
• 1100: Break: Snack time. Please bring your favorite stapled snack (e.g., a granola bar with a stapled wrapper).
• 1200: Stapled Art: Using nothing but staples to create avant-garde masterpieces.

Subtopics:

• Stapler-in-a-Sock Designs 101
• Stapler-ception: Theory and Applications
• Stapler Art Projects: The Stapling of Unconventionally Bound Materials

Remember, a stapled agenda is just a guide; the real fun begins when things start to get unraveled.