Stapler Protocol Variant 4: Implementation Guidelines

Warning: Reading this document may cause dizziness, nausea, and an intense desire to reorganize the office supply closet.

Step 1: Choose Your Colors Wisely

Select a palette that doesn't clash with your coworkers' fashion choices. We recommend avoiding anything that matches the color of your neighbor's tie.

Subpath: Color Coding Best Practices

Step 2: Design for Maximum Staple-ity

Ensure your stapler's ergonomic design doesn't compromise the user experience. Consider consulting with our in-house ergonomics expert, Bob.

Subpath: Ergonomic Design Recommendations

Bonus Step: Don't Forget the Staple Reminders

Remember to leave a few staples out for the janitor to find. They're like little gifts to the maintenance staff.

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