Tuesday, 14:00
Welcome, fellow stapler-worshippers, to THEORY 101. Today we will be covering the most important topic in the stapler-verse: THE ORIGINS OF THE STAPLER.
In this lesson, we will delve into the ancient mysteries of the stapler's rise to prominence. We will explore the earliest recorded uses of the stapler as a tool for holding down papers, and the subsequent evolution of the stapler as a status symbol.