The Stapler Protocol Study Group is a prestigious institution dedicated to exploring the intricacies of office equipment. In this esteemed organization, we delve into the most pressing issues of our time: the Aggravating Effects of Over-Tightening. This subtopic of Theory 101 is a crucial chapter in our ongoing quest for stapling enlightenment.
When one over-tightens a stapler, the results can be catastrophic. The metal can warp, the plastic can crack, and the surrounding workspace can descend into chaos. We've seen it happen, friends. It's a Stapler Protocol Study Group mantra: "A loose stapler is a happy stapler."
To learn more about the dangers of under-tightening, visit Subtopic 201: The Horrific Consequences of Under-Tightening.
To explore the cutting-edge technology behind our staplers, visit Tech 101: Stapler Innovation.
And, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, join us in the Aggravating Effects of Over-Tightening Exercise, where you can test your skills in a simulated over-tightening scenario.