Stapler Safety Guidelines: Because You Clearly Need to be Told What to Do
Warning: Staplers are not toys. Do not attempt to use as a projectile or a microphone. They have sharp points. Don't do that.
Pre-Stapling Checklist:
- Wear safety goggles. Seriously, you need to.
- Clear the floor of all small children and pets.
- Make sure the stapler is on a stable, flat surface.
- Staple in a well-ventilated area. Don't be that guy who staples himself in a poorly ventilated area.
Remember, a stapler is not a toy. But it is also not a mood swing. Don't try to staple your feelings, it won't work.