The study group will be meeting at today to discuss the finer points of stapler jamming and paperclip organization.
We have a special guest lecturer, Dr. Jane J. Jambourne, who will be speaking on the topic of "The Art of Stapler Placement for Maximum Efficiency." Learn more
The Stapler Protocol Study Group is proud to announce our annual "Staplerpalooza" celebration, featuring a stapler-themed obstacle course, a paperclip scavenger hunt, and a keynote speech by our very own Dr. Emily E. Engineer! Get your tickets now!
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