Urban Stapling 101: The Art of Stapling Your Way Through the City

Course Description: In this hands-on guide, you'll learn the fundamentals of stapling your way through the concrete jungle. From stapling your way up skyscrapers to stapling your way down into underground tunnels, we'll cover it all.

Prerequisites: None, but a strong stomach and a willingness to learn.

Course Outline:

• Week 1: Stapling Basics - Learn the fundamentals of stapling, including how to hold a stapler, how to staple, and how to unstaple (it's harder than you think).
• Week 2: Advanced Stapling Techniques - Master the art of stapling complex patterns and designs. We'll cover stapling with your non-dominant hand, stapling while blindfolded, and stapling with your eyes closed.
• Week 3: Fieldwork - Put your new skills to the test - Join us on a guided field trip to staple your way through the city. Don't forget your lunch, you'll need it for the energy.

Required Reading:

• The Art of Stapling by Dr. John Doe
• Stapling for Dummies by Jane Doe