Session 4: The Art of Sudden and Unpredictable Stapling

Welcome, students, to Session 4 of our esteemed Stapler Protocol Study Group! Today we will delve into the fascinating world of sudden and unpredictable stapling, a technique that will leave your enemies reeling and your allies bewildered.

Under the watchful eye of our instructor, the legendary Dr. Emily F. Fjord, we will explore the art of combining seemingly unrelated objects with a flurry of staples, creating an experience that will challenge the very fabric of reality itself.

And remember, as Dr. Fjord always says, "The true mastery of stapling is not just about tacking things down, it's about creating a symphony of chaos and confusion."