Welcome to the Stapler Protocol Study Group

We are a group of brave individuals who dare to challenge the mundane and the ordinary. Our study group is dedicated to exploring the uncharted territories of stapler design.

Our mission: to create the most aesthetically pleasing stapler in the world. Join us in our quest for ergonomic greatness!

Our Current Project: The Stapler of Doom

The Stapler of Doom is our latest masterpiece. A stapler so powerful, so majestic, so utterly terrifying that it will revolutionize the way you think about office supplies.

But don't just take our word for it! Read our manifesto for more information:

STAPLER PROTOCOL MANIFESTO

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