Today's meeting was a wild ride, folks! We discussed the finer points of stapler jamming, paperclip hijacking, and the optimal stapling-to-paper ratio.
Our fearless leader, Staplerius Maximus, presented his latest research on the aerodynamics of stapler fireballs and the aerodynamics of stapler-induced paper shrapnel.
We also debated the merits of stapling vs. paper-clipping, with some of us arguing that stapling is the clear winner (it's just so satisfying, folks!), while others claim that paper-clipping is the superior choice (it's just so... precise).
Our next meeting will be in one week, where we'll tackle the age-old debate of whether to staple or paper-clip first.
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