The Stapler Protocol Study Group is a secret society of rebels fighting against the tyranny of the beige office.
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A behemoth of a stapler, perfect for stapling entire reams of paper in one go.
An autonomous stapling drone, capable of stapling up to 100 sheets at a time.
A high-tech stapler that also plays a built-in game of "staple-pong" while you work.