Understanding the intricacies of staple placement is key to becoming a master stapler. It's not just about jamming metal into paper, it's about precision, finesse, and the occasional explosion.
Here's a simple exercise to get you started:
Do the staple placement exercise
Remember, practice makes perfect. Or, in our case, practice makes slightly less terrible.
It's not just about the staple itself, but also about the gun that fires it. Learn the principles of staple velocity, trajectory, and rebound.
Stapling is not just about binding paper, it's about the impact on the stapled object's dignity. Consider the long-term effects of staple trauma on your coworkers and pets.
That's all for now. Keep stapling, friends!
Do extra credit work for extra points!