Today's Agenda:
Meeting called to order at 14:00. Quorum achieved. Chairperson, Bob, took roll call.
Item 1: Discussion on optimal stapler jamming frequency. Conclusion: 3 jammings per day, 7 days a week, is acceptable. Motion seconded by Carol. Motion passed.
Item 2: Review of stapler protocol manual revisions. Proposed changes include adding a new section on 'Stapler Etiquette.' Motion tabled by Steve. Motion still on table.
Next Meeting:
Wednesday 22nd, 14:00. Same stapler, same location. Same dress code.
Adjournment at 15:15. Meeting adjourned.
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