Section 1: Stapler Protocol Fundamentals

Today we will learn how to properly staple a document in under 10 minutes, including the correct angle of attack and stapler-to-paper ratio.

Chapter 1: The Art of Staple Placement

Our esteemed instructor, Professor Staplerius, will guide us through the intricacies of stapling, including:

• Stapler orientation: The 3:45 position is key.
• Stapler speed: Too fast is too slow.
• Stapler pressure: Just enough to pierce, not too much to mangle.

Exercises:

1. Staple 10 documents in under 5 minutes.
2. Staple 10 documents with a 90% accuracy rate.