Due to recent reports of jammed staples and spontaneous paper jams, the Stapler Protocol Study Group has convened an emergency meeting to discuss maintenance procedures.
Key agenda items include:
- Staple removal and reinstallation protocols
- Staple lubrication schedule
- Staple calibration and alignment procedures
Attendees include:
- Dr. Jane Smith, Staple Specialist
- Dr. John Doe, Paper Whisperer
- Bob, the Staple Whisperer