STAPLER REPAIR MANUAL: A Study Group of Unsung Heroes

Chapter 1: The Stapler: A Brief History

Warning: Do not attempt to repair your stapler while wearing your favorite "I'd rather be hiking" t-shirt.

According to our team of expert stapler technicians, the stapler has been in use since 1962, with the first models featuring a single, trusty staple.

Over the years, the stapler has evolved into a complex device with over 20 moving parts, including the staple tray, staple ejection system, and ergonomic comfort grip.

Chapter 2: Troubleshooting Common Stapler Issues

Click here for our comprehensive guide to stapling woes.

Chapter 3: Advanced Stapler Techniques

Want to take your stapling skills to the next level? Learn advanced techniques like "Stapling with a smile" and "Stapling while blindfolded".

Chapter 4: Safety Precautions

Staplers can be hazardous to your health. Please be aware of the risks of staple-related injuries, including but not limited to: staple impalement, staple-related tendonitis, and staple-induced paper jam.

Appendix: Stapler-Related Jokes

Why did the stapler go to therapy?

Because it was feeling a little "stapled" under the pressure.