Stapler Repair Department: Section 3: Advanced Stapler Maintenance

Section 3: The Dark Arts of Stapler Repair

Warning: what you're about to read is not for the faint of heart. This is the part of the manual where things start to get really messy. If you're still using your stapler from 1978, it's time to upgrade. Or, you know, just get a new stapler.

Subsection 3.1: Disassembly and Reassembly

Don't even think about attempting this unless you're a certified Stapler Ninja. We're talkin' precision instruments, folks. Don't mess this up.

Subsection 3.1: Step-by-Step Disassembly Guide

Subsection 3.2: Advanced Stapler Geometry

Geometry, folks. It's all about the angles and the curves. If you can't even calculate the optimal staple-to-metal contact ratio, you're wasting your time.

Subsection 3.2: The Math Behind the Madness

Subsection 3.3: The Art of Stapler Tinkering