APPENDIX B

STapler Safety Report: Stapling the Mailman for Revenge

Warning: The following report contains mature themes, graphic imagery, and a healthy dose of vengeance.

After months of research, countless hours of stakeouts, and a solid 12-step program, our team finally caught up with the notorious "Mailman" in an abandoned alleyway behind the local post office.

Armed with nothing but a trusty stapler, our team member, Jane, took down the Mailman with a precision shot to the... well, not exactly the "heart," but you get the picture.

Key Takeaways:

• Staplers can be used for more than just paper.
• A 4-inch stapler is the perfect distance for maximum effectiveness.
• Maintenance of proper stapler calibration is crucial for accuracy.