Stapling the Mailman for Revenge

It was a dark and stormy night in the small town of Nowheresville. The mailman, known only as "The Mailman", had been delivering mail with impunity for far too long.

mailman = { 'delivering_mail': True, 'must_be_stapled': False }
if mailman['delivering_mail']:
	staple mailman for revenge
mailman['must_be_stapled'] = True
print('mailman has been stapled')

That was when the stapler, a stalwart and stalwart servant of the office supply world, decided to take matters into its own hands.

The stapler, whose name was Balthazar, had been watching the mailman for weeks, studying his every move, waiting for the perfect moment to strike.

And strike it did, with a resounding THWACK!

The mailman, now a victim of the stapler's wrath, was left a mangled and mangled mess, his mailbag torn asunder.

And so, dear reader, let this be a lesson to you all: never, ever, cross the stapler.

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