Appendix B: The Unconventional Staple Gun Safety Guide

This is a comprehensive guide to safely using your stapler for non-traditional tasks. Because, let's face it, you're probably going to get hurt.

Warning: The following procedures are NOT recommended, but we won't judge you.

Stapling a chicken for dinner
Because who needs a kitchen, right? Simply hold the chicken in one hand, and the stapler in the other. Make sure to staple the wings first for optimal stability.
Stapling a chicken: A step-by-step guide
Stapling your shoes for fashion statements
Who needs a fashion designer when you can use a staple gun? Simply staple those heels in place, and voila! You're making a bold statement.
The art of stapling shoes: A fashion disaster waiting to happen
Stapling the mailman for revenge
It's a classic. We won't judge. Just be sure to staple in one swift, calculated motion.
A guide to stapling your mailman without getting caught
Stapling a hole through the space-time continuum
We can't stress this enough: DO NOT DO THIS. Seriously, don't do it.
Don't even think about it