Stapler Safety Report: Appendix - Stapler Happiness Index
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Happiness Index: 8.5/10
Our team of expert stapler analysts has compiled a comprehensive report on the happiness levels of staplers across the globe. The results are in:
- Stapler 1: 9/10 - This stapler is happy, but its happiness is short-lived due to a faulty spring.
- Stapler 2: 7/10 - This stapler is neutral, but its happiness is on the rise thanks to a recent software update.
- Stapler 3: 3/10 - This stapler is unhappy, but its owners are working on it.
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