Section 1: The Stapler That Ate the Universe
We are pleased to present to you, the brave adventurer, the Stapler Safety Report: A Hole Through the Space-Time Continuum. This report documents the unfortunate incident in which a particularly adventurous stapler decided to take a shortcut through the fabric of reality.
Continue reading: Section 2 - The Consequences of Stapler Time Travel
Or, if you prefer, you can skip to the appendices.
On a fateful day in March 30, 2050, a stapler, model #ST-5000-1, decided to take a break from its usual duties and attempt to staple its way through a black hole. The results were...interesting.